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“A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost. ” —  Unknown


“A sister is both your mirror — and your opposite. ” — Elizabeth Fishel,funny sister quotes

“A sister shares childhood memories and grown—up dreams. ”  —  Unknown


“A sister smiles when one tells one's stories — for she knows where the decoration has been added. ” — Chris Montaigne


“An older sister iz a friend and defender — a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.  ” — Unknown


“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. ” — Charles M. Schulz,funny sister quotes


“How do people make it through life without a sister?  ” — Unknown


“I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness. ”  — Unknown,funny sister quotes


“If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ”— Linda Sunshine


“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. ” — Linda Sunshine,funny sister quotes


“My sis, some who has always been there for the good times and the bad times. ”  — Unknown


“My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. ” — Linda Sunshine,funny sister quotes


“My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer… so she got halfway. She’s an actress, she’s just never called to the set. ” — Mitch Hedberg


“Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.  ”— Rudyard Kipling


“No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she.  ” — Unknown


“Our roots say we r sisters, our hearts say we're friends.  ” — Unknown,funny sister quotes


“Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers. ” — Pam Brown


“Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks — expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs — that can undermine any tale you're telling.  ”— Pam Brown


“Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other. ”  — Unknown


“Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. ” — Pam Brown,funny sister quotes


“Sisters share the scent and smells — the feel of a common childhood.  ” — Unknown


“Sweet is the voice of a sister in da season of sorrow.  ” — Unknown


“The best thing abt having a sister was that I always had a friend. ”  — Unknown,funny sister quotes


“The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.  ” — Unknown


“The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister. ” — Oscar Wilde


“There iz no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you. ”  — Unknown,funny sister quotes


“We know one another’s faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws. ” — Rose Macaulay


“Well—married is when you have no mother—in—law and no sister—in—law. ” — Spanish proverb


“Whats the good of news if u haven't a sister to share it. ”  — Unknown,funny sister quotes